This is hilarious! First day at market media. I have my own desk and we are all wired up on google chat so we don't talk to each other at all. In fact I seem to have lost my voice. The noise in here is so mechanical with all the speeding typists going at it and the bass rhythm of the photocopier, people sighing and the static buzz of screens to the point where the sound of my own voice sounded abnormal and intrusive. So we message over Gee - chat as to talk is too disruptive I gather, even though the person you are communicating with is within foot to arse contact. I don't know what to do with myself in places like this. All I really want to do is swivel in my chair, photocopy 100 pages of my ass cheeks and pin them on everyones computer screen, but that is really really juvenile and something I was proud of doing when I was ten. I would not be at twenty-three. 

I do not have a clue about the PR world which I guess is good reason to get some kind of understanding from the inside. I know it was only my first day but I really did get landed with the dog bowl. I have never excelled at excel before today, excelling at length from 9:30 until 6:30 when I was pretty much the only one left in the office. Database, communications, Incorporated, public relations, subsidiary agency's, holding companies and trading organizations have taken on a whole new meaning to me today, atleast to the point where before I could have easily bypassed the subject unbothered and now I get minor stress palpitations just hearing the words.

DATA BASE BASE BASS, EXCEL, EXCEL, EXHALE!

Vandiver..Do come in and have a cup of tea with Amy Crump here.

Its bad news again, that Renate renegade Geerling has done it again,

messed with the Chicco Pessolano's, the Biggs of this world

Ruder than Emmanuel Inc. and his Blaze PR

with Binder Walton _ What Son? yeah put the kettle on

and has put Knickerson on hold. Also The Xenophobe at King Company

Strategies, Communications and Public Relations

wanted no PR Cumberland from Outcast communications,

"I'm sorry Miss Jackson" Schneider, Schwartz and Beardsly Bite,

unlike Hanson.comm. - Doo wop, a subsidiary of Attention PR

with Speakerbox Nancy and Scott Mills very effective flirtdivert 

technique from the Haystack Group. The bottomline in marketing

is development in Rectum Science Comm@ spectrum.org

in Solem Association with BlissPR-thats the future right there

but the CatsTrap at Capstrat is total, with the vacuum caused by Airfoil PR

The only way now is with Launch Squad a new form of Alchemist Marketing, 

that will Catapult PR into a new era of Fortune and Sonshine located in Miami.

This is why people leak out all their brains against a public house after work....

I need a beer!